So at about 3 am last night/this morning i woke up to one thought "shit! i gotta write that essay!"Needless to say at 9am i was done. Or at least done enough to turn in something to my peers. I was dog tired last night from watching heroes, it's such a great show! In this one all the heroes are meeting and connecting and all these storylines are intertwinning...i think that's how u spell it. But yea I'm just waiting for when Peter or Jake dam I forget the name, goes nuke and blows up New York. but for now it'll serve me between lost and scrubs. I'm really REALLY hoping my essay's ok because yea I had NO idea how to write it when I did. But from what i gathered on HOW to write the essay I figured I go for the extreme of my steroestype and just go balls out and make fun of the ad's I chose so far it's been pretty good. Anyways hope everyone has a good weekend and lata!

Her WAY?

After reading this hanes her way article I got to thinkin, the media is more steroetypical then we realize. I mea think about when was the last time u saw a guy with the iq above that of a jar of mayonaise do housework? Or a respectable middle class women in a beer commercial? Or hell even a non-sexy commercial aimmed towards men? On a lighter note I heard about this group of high school kids that formed a club to get thhese t-shirts pulled from abercrombie and fitch stores. Bout dam time, I mean really women I love ya really i do but why do u get offended by us starin' at your butts when u got half the sports section of the new york times written on em? That's unfair and you know it. The other night I watched scrubs and i realized why i liked that show. Not only is it funny but it actually tries to teach you a moral. When was that last time a show did that? Boy meets world to my recolection. I dont know I think in many ways im a lot like J.D. I'm usually in my own world and I can be weird, but i guess the most common trait me and this fictional character share is our innate ability to screw things up! Anyways im about to get off work and go to sleep! but everyone should come to motor city joe's at 12 and hoover for open mike ill be playing along with some awesome other guys

The corporate machine

The media is an evil thing to say the least, it attempts to show us a world that could never be. Since when has wearing axe bodyspray gotten u crouds upon crouds of horny women? I've been using axe for about 4 years now and never once has a horny women or women asked me to have sex not once! Now granted I'm not nearly as attractive as some of the men in those commercials but come on! After 4 years doesn't probability dictate that a horny women has to at least once come up to me and ask me to have sex. Dah well. I should hope that the media tries to be fair but in our world of 15 second news bites, over 20 news shows and magazines that talk about the same 3 celebrities and critics that would rather complain about the issues and blame other people rather than solving the problem at hand, unbiased information is hard to come by. Thank god for youtube