The corporate machine

The media is an evil thing to say the least, it attempts to show us a world that could never be. Since when has wearing axe bodyspray gotten u crouds upon crouds of horny women? I've been using axe for about 4 years now and never once has a horny women or women asked me to have sex not once! Now granted I'm not nearly as attractive as some of the men in those commercials but come on! After 4 years doesn't probability dictate that a horny women has to at least once come up to me and ask me to have sex. Dah well. I should hope that the media tries to be fair but in our world of 15 second news bites, over 20 news shows and magazines that talk about the same 3 celebrities and critics that would rather complain about the issues and blame other people rather than solving the problem at hand, unbiased information is hard to come by. Thank god for youtube